Burglin' Gnomes Review Summary

Last updated: 2026-06-10
Review summary
  • Fun and engaging gameplay
  • Great co-op with friends
  • Hilarious and funny moments
  • Numerous bugs and glitches
  • Missing social features
  • Controls and feedback poor
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Categories

Cooperative MultiplayerStealth GameplayCraftingBase BuildingThief SimulationTime-based MechanicsProcedural GenerationCharacter Progression

Archetypes

Timed cohorts

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Refund churn

Risk snapshot

Fast read on churn risk and the loudest complaints.

73.5% PrecisionJun 10, 2026 → Jun 10, 2026
Total revenue at risk
$9,341

~$146,493 per day

Modeled from refund-intent reviews

Most dangerous issue
Game-Breaking Bugs

Technical · 17.9% of risk

Churn driver breakdown

Weighted by churn risk

$9,341
Technical
Design
75.5%$7,050
24.5%$2,291
Issue map

Complaint treemap

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Issue treemap
Technical · 71.4% share
Design · 28.6% share
Issue · Technical
Human NPC Stuck
Share of issues
14.3%
Primary region
United States
Detected from language cues
Anger level
Annoyed
Average sentiment intensity