Noobs Are Coming Review Summary
Last updated: 2026-08-30
- Inferior clone of Brotato
- Highly entertaining and addictive
- Wide character variety
- Game is too easy
- Numerous bugs and issues
- Play Brotato instead
Emotions
Archetypes
Hardware
Windows <8GB VRAMnegative
Core metrics
Core business metrics
Steam review mix, revenue model, and refund leakage.
Steam review stats
- Steam rating
- Very Positive (8/10)
- Total reviews
- 1,594
- Positive
- 1,31582.5%
- Negative
- 27917.5%
Sales estimations
- Estimated sales count
- 132,941
- Estimated revenue
- $1,062,199
- Game price
- $8
- Review â sale ratio
Refund leakage
- Refund-intent reviews
- 1048.78%
- Estimated copies lost
- 8,674
- Estimated revenue lost
- $69,305
Review pace
Statistical analysis
Sentiment vs playtime and velocity signals.
Sentiment Ă Playtime
review counts| Bucket | Neg | Pos |
|---|---|---|
| †2h playtime | 1058.9% Avg playtime 0.7h | 433.6% Avg playtime 1h |
| > 2h playtime | 14212% Avg playtime 23.1h | 89575.5% Avg playtime 38.3h |
Velocity
review pace| Avg/day | 2.9 rev/day |
| Last 30d | 0.5 rev/day |
| Quarterly | 349.3 rev/qtr |
| Days covered | 410.6 days |
Audience segments
Who is reviewing
Buyer mixes, lifecycle phase, and Steam Deck signals.
Buyer vs key activations
Share of review volume
1,185 total
Organic purchasers1,16398.1%
Voted up: 79%
Key activations221.86%
Voted up: 82%
Honeymoon vs endgame
Based on hours played
1,185 total
First impression0-2h23319.7%
Voted up: 52%
Mid game2-10h41535.0%
Voted up: 85%
Late game10-20h17014.3%
Voted up: 85%
Endgame20h+36731.0%
Voted up: 87%
Steam Deck monitor
Deck vs global sentiment
Deck satisfaction
75.0%
Global baseline 79.2%
84 Steam Deck-tagged reviews out of 1,594 total.