Noobs Are Coming

Last updated: 2025-11-30
  • Engaging and deep roguelite experience.
  • Superior Brotato-like gameplay with unique twists.
  • Offers rich character and build variety.
  • Features playable unique boss characters.
  • Noted weapon and item system imbalance.
  • Experiences occasional critical technical issues.
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Emotions

Satisfaction32%Excitement11%Frustration9%Disappointment9%Enjoyment8%
Core metrics

Core business metrics

Steam review mix, revenue model, and refund leakage.

Steam review stats
Steam rating
Very Positive (8/10)
Total reviews
777
Positive
71191.5%
Negative
668.5%
Sales estimations
Estimated sales count
56,809
Estimated revenue
$272,115
Game price
$8
Review → sale ratio
Refund leakage
Refund-intent reviews
273.68%
Estimated copies lost
1,974
Estimated revenue lost
$9,455
Review pace

Statistical analysis

Sentiment vs playtime and velocity signals.

Sentiment Ă— Playtime

review counts
BucketNegPos
≤ 2h playtime
273.7%
Avg playtime 0.7h
395.3%
Avg playtime 1.1h
> 2h playtime
334.5%
Avg playtime 16.6h
63486.5%
Avg playtime 34.3h

Velocity

review pace
Avg/day5.3 rev/day
Last 30d3.4 rev/day
Quarterly0 rev/qtr
Days covered137.7 days
Audience segments

Who is reviewing

Buyer mixes, lifecycle phase, and Steam Deck signals.

Buyer vs key activations
Share of review volume
733 total
Organic purchasers71197.0%
Voted up: 92%
Key activations223.00%
Voted up: 100%
Honeymoon vs endgame
Based on hours played
733 total
First impression0-2h16822.9%
Voted up: 82%
Mid game2-10h26335.9%
Voted up: 94%
Late game10-20h10814.7%
Voted up: 94%
Endgame20h+19426.5%
Voted up: 97%
Steam Deck monitor
Deck vs global sentiment
6.14% of reviews
Deck satisfaction
88.9%
Global baseline 91.8%
45 Steam Deck-tagged reviews out of 777 total.