Noobs Are Coming

Last updated: 2025-11-30
Summary
  • Engaging and deep roguelite experience.
  • Superior Brotato-like gameplay with unique twists.
  • Offers rich character and build variety.
  • Features playable unique boss characters.
  • Noted weapon and item system imbalance.
  • Experiences occasional critical technical issues.
Noobs Are Coming header

Categories

RoguelikeCooperative MultiplayerLocal Co-opCharacter CollectionBuild CraftingWave-based SurvivalResource ManagementEndgame Content

Emotions

Satisfaction32%Excitement11%Frustration9%Disappointment9%Enjoyment8%

Timed cohorts

Switch between playtime slices of churn risk.

Refund churn

Risk snapshot

Fast read on churn risk and the loudest complaints.

81.5% PrecisionJul 16, 2025 → Nov 29, 2025
Total revenue at risk
$9,455

~$2,079 per month

Modeled from refund-intent reviews

Most dangerous issue
Brotato clone lack originality

Design · 23.7% of risk

Churn driver breakdown

Weighted by churn risk

$9,455
Design
Technical
Business
76.8%$7,265
18.1%$1,709
5.1%$481
Issue map

Complaint treemap

Normalized churn drivers sized by volume; click to inspect a cluster.

Issue treemap
Design · 77.3% share
Technical · 18.2% share
Business · 4.5% share
Issue · Design
Brotato clone lack originality
Share of issues
22.7%
Primary region
South Korea
Detected from language cues
Anger level
Frustrated
Average sentiment intensity