Aperture Desk Job

Last updated: 2026-01-27
Summary
  • Classic Portal humor and engaging style retained
  • Strong narrative and lore expansion included
  • Short but highly polished free demo experience
  • Game length too short and shallow overall
  • Technical issues and bugs disrupt gameplay
  • Poor replayability with limited content depth
Aperture Desk Job header

Categories

Interactive NarrativeWalking SimulatorTech DemoHumor-driven GameplaySatireFirst-Person PerspectiveEnvironmental StorytellingShort Session Gameplay

Emotions

Amusement23%Excitement12%Satisfaction11%Disappointment10%Approval6%

Timed cohorts

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Refund churn

Risk snapshot

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89.1% PrecisionJan 30, 2025 → Jan 14, 2026
Most dangerous issue
Extremely Short Length

Design · 17.2% of risk

Churn driver breakdown

Weighted by churn risk

Design
Technical
Business
Social
Other
67.6%
20.2%
10.7%
1.1%
0.4%
Issue map

Complaint treemap

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Issue treemap
Design · 71.6% share
Technical · 16.4% share
Business · 9.0% share
Other · 1.5% share
Social · 1.5% share
Issue · Design
Extremely Short Length
Share of issues
16.4%
Primary region
USA/UK
Detected from language cues
Anger level
Angry
Average sentiment intensity