Thirsty Suitors

Last updated: 2026-01-21
  • Emotionally resonant storytelling captivates players
  • Humor balances deep emotional character arcs
  • Well-developed characters with superb voice acting
  • Unique combat system enhances gameplay variety
  • Short playtime limits replay value significantly
  • Rushed ending leaves narrative unsatisfying
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Emotions

Frustration17%Enjoyment13%Amusement11%Joy8%Engagement5%
Core metrics

Core business metrics

Steam review mix, revenue model, and refund leakage.

Steam review stats
Steam rating
Very Positive (8/10)
Total reviews
242
Positive
23597.1%
Negative
72.9%
Sales estimations
Estimated sales count
17,505
Estimated revenue
$524,975
Game price
$30
Review → sale ratio
Refund leakage
Refund-intent reviews
10.82%
Estimated copies lost
72
Estimated revenue lost
$2,159
Review pace

Statistical analysis

Sentiment vs playtime and velocity signals.

Sentiment Ă— Playtime

review counts
BucketNegPos
≤ 2h playtime
10.8%
Avg playtime 1.7h
32.5%
Avg playtime 1.7h
> 2h playtime
54.1%
Avg playtime 6.7h
11392.6%
Avg playtime 13h

Velocity

review pace
Avg/day0.2 rev/day
Last 30d0.2 rev/day
Quarterly12.6 rev/qtr
Days covered803.3 days
Audience segments

Who is reviewing

Buyer mixes, lifecycle phase, and Steam Deck signals.

Buyer vs key activations
Share of review volume
122 total
Organic purchasers10989.3%
Voted up: 95%
Key activations1310.7%
Voted up: 92%
Honeymoon vs endgame
Based on hours played
122 total
First impression0-2h54.10%
Voted up: 80%
Mid game2-10h5847.5%
Voted up: 91%
Late game10-20h5242.6%
Voted up: 100%
Endgame20h+75.74%
Voted up: 100%
Steam Deck monitor
Deck vs global sentiment
14.75% of reviews
Deck satisfaction
94.4%
Global baseline 95.1%
18 Steam Deck-tagged reviews out of 242 total.