Thirsty Suitors

Last updated: 2026-01-21
Summary
  • Emotionally resonant storytelling captivates players
  • Humor balances deep emotional character arcs
  • Well-developed characters with superb voice acting
  • Unique combat system enhances gameplay variety
  • Short playtime limits replay value significantly
  • Rushed ending leaves narrative unsatisfying
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Categories

Narrative AdventureTurn-based CombatDialogue-based Puzzle SolvingCharacter CustomizationSkateboarding GameplayCooking SimulationChoice-based NarrativeEmotional Storytelling

Emotions

Frustration17%Enjoyment13%Amusement11%Joy8%Engagement5%

Timed cohorts

Switch between playtime slices of churn risk.

Refund churn

Risk snapshot

Fast read on churn risk and the loudest complaints.

2.0% PrecisionNov 14, 2024 → Nov 14, 2024
Total revenue at risk
$2,159

~$186,561,792 per day

Modeled from refund-intent reviews

Most dangerous issue
Lack Of Engagement

Design · 100.0% of risk

Churn driver breakdown

Weighted by churn risk

$2,159
Design
100.0%$2,159
Issue map

Complaint treemap

Normalized churn drivers sized by volume; click to inspect a cluster.

Issue treemap
Design · 100.0% share
Issue · Design
Lack Of Engagement
Share of issues
100.0%
Primary region
USA/UK
Detected from language cues
Anger level
Neutral-ish
Average sentiment intensity