Golfie Review Summary
Last updated: 2026-09-12
- Cute mini golf deckbuilder
- Effective genre blend
- Fun multiplayer experience
- Procedural generation broken or repetitive
- Most cards are useless
- Game is buggy and unfinished
Emotions
Archetypes
Core metrics
Core business metrics
Steam review mix, revenue model, and refund leakage.
Steam review stats
- Steam rating
- Mixed (5/10)
- Total reviews
- 419
- Positive
- 28568.0%
- Negative
- 13432.0%
Sales estimations
- Estimated sales count
- 31,037
- Estimated revenue
- $558,356
- Game price
- $18
- Review → sale ratio
Refund leakage
- Refund-intent reviews
- 2017.39%
- Estimated copies lost
- 1,481
- Estimated revenue lost
- $26,643
Review pace
Statistical analysis
Sentiment vs playtime and velocity signals.
Sentiment × Playtime
review counts| Bucket | Neg | Pos |
|---|---|---|
| ≤ 2h playtime | 2320% Avg playtime 1h | 1311.3% Avg playtime 1.2h |
| > 2h playtime | 2219.1% Avg playtime 8.9h | 5749.6% Avg playtime 24.6h |
Velocity
review pace| Avg/day | 0.1 rev/day |
| Last 30d | 0 rev/day |
| Quarterly | 6.6 rev/qtr |
| Days covered | 1,528 days |
Audience segments
Who is reviewing
Buyer mixes, lifecycle phase, and Steam Deck signals.
Buyer vs key activations
Share of review volume
115 total
Organic purchasers7565.2%
Voted up: 59%
Key activations4034.8%
Voted up: 65%
Honeymoon vs endgame
Based on hours played
115 total
First impression0-2h4640.0%
Voted up: 46%
Mid game2-10h4539.1%
Voted up: 64%
Late game10-20h1311.3%
Voted up: 77%
Endgame20h+119.57%
Voted up: 91%
Steam Deck monitor
Deck vs global sentiment
Deck satisfaction
100.0%
Global baseline 60.9%
3 Steam Deck-tagged reviews out of 419 total.