Definitely Not Fried Chicken

Last updated: 2026-01-24
Summary
  • Unique criminal-business hybrid concept
  • Highly addictive and fun gameplay
  • Accessible yet deep gameplay mechanics
  • Unfinished and abandoned game state
  • Game-breaking bugs and instability issues
  • Poor UI and user experience design
Definitely Not Fried Chicken header

Categories

Management SimulationBusiness SimulationBase BuildingEconomic SimulationResource ManagementEmployee ManagementCrime SimulationSandbox

Emotions

Frustration35%Disappointment16%Satisfaction7%Enjoyment6%Amusement5%

Timed cohorts

Switch between playtime slices of churn risk.

Refund churn

Risk snapshot

Fast read on churn risk and the loudest complaints.

86.7% PrecisionJan 30, 2023 → Jan 24, 2026
Total revenue at risk
$98,211

~$2,703 per month

Modeled from refund-intent reviews

Most dangerous issue
Game-Breaking Bugs

Technical · 20.2% of risk

Churn driver breakdown

Weighted by churn risk

$98,211
Technical
Design
Business
41.1%$40,320
40.8%$40,047
18.2%$17,844
Issue map

Complaint treemap

Normalized churn drivers sized by volume; click to inspect a cluster.

Issue treemap
Design · 45.5% share
Technical · 36.4% share
Business · 18.2% share
Issue · Technical
Game-Breaking Bugs
Share of issues
18.2%
Primary region
USA/UK
Detected from language cues
Anger level
Furious
Average sentiment intensity