Goat Simulator 3 Review Summary
Last updated: 2026-06-17
- Fun in initial hours
- Creative chaotic humor
- Mini-game and puzzle diversity
- Multiplayer connection issues
- Game gets boring quickly
- Technical bugs and glitches
Emotions
Archetypes
Hardware
Windows <8GB VRAMpositiveSteam Deck / handheldpositive
Core metrics
Core business metrics
Steam review mix, revenue model, and refund leakage.
Steam review stats
- Steam rating
- Overwhelmingly Positive (9/10)
- Total reviews
- 15,240
- Positive
- 14,89897.8%
- Negative
- 3422.2%
Sales estimations
- Estimated sales count
- 1,047,499
- Estimated revenue
- $31,414,495
- Game price
- $30
- Review → sale ratio
Refund leakage
- Refund-intent reviews
- 420.84%
- Estimated copies lost
- 2,887
- Estimated revenue lost
- $86,581
Review pace
Statistical analysis
Sentiment vs playtime and velocity signals.
Sentiment × Playtime
review counts| Bucket | Neg | Pos |
|---|---|---|
| ≤ 2h playtime | 430.9% Avg playtime 0.8h | 1803.6% Avg playtime 1h |
| > 2h playtime | 951.9% Avg playtime 15.4h | 4,66493.6% Avg playtime 37.6h |
Velocity
review pace| Avg/day | 5.8 rev/day |
| Last 30d | 6.9 rev/day |
| Quarterly | 379 rev/qtr |
| Days covered | 852.6 days |
Audience segments
Who is reviewing
Buyer mixes, lifecycle phase, and Steam Deck signals.
Buyer vs key activations
Share of review volume
4,982 total
Organic purchasers3,98079.9%
Voted up: 98%
Key activations1,00220.1%
Voted up: 96%
Honeymoon vs endgame
Based on hours played
4,982 total
First impression0-2h3727.47%
Voted up: 87%
Mid game2-10h1,96639.5%
Voted up: 97%
Late game10-20h1,18623.8%
Voted up: 99%
Endgame20h+1,45829.3%
Voted up: 99%
Steam Deck monitor
Deck vs global sentiment
Deck satisfaction
96.1%
Global baseline 97.2%
102 Steam Deck-tagged reviews out of 15,240 total.