Cooking Simulator Review Summary

Last updated: 2026-07-01
Review summary
  • Game is highly enjoyable
  • Cooking mechanics are rewarding
  • Creative freedom in cooking
  • Controls are clunky
  • Bugs and glitches persist
  • Frequent crashes and startup failures
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Categories

Cooking GameSimulationPhysics SimulationSandboxRestaurant ManagementCareer Mode

Emotions

Archetypes

Hardware

Windows 12-15GB VRAMnegative

Timed cohorts

Switch between playtime slices of churn risk.

Refund churn

Risk snapshot

Fast read on churn risk and the loudest complaints.

88.8% PrecisionJan 29, 2022 → Jun 22, 2026
Total revenue at risk
$115,822

~$2,165 per month

Modeled from refund-intent reviews

Most dangerous issue
Awkward Controls

Design · 15.1% of risk

Churn driver breakdown

Weighted by churn risk

$115,822
Technical
Design
Business
57.6%$66,760
30.6%$35,395
11.8%$13,667
Issue map

Complaint treemap

Normalized churn drivers sized by volume; click to inspect a cluster.

Issue treemap
Technical · 53.2% share
Design · 34.0% share
Business · 12.8% share
Issue · Design
Awkward Controls
Share of issues
17.0%
Primary region
United States
Detected from language cues
Anger level
Frustrated
Average sentiment intensity