Two Point Hospital

Last updated: 2026-04-05
Summary
  • Spiritual successor to Theme Hospital
  • Easy to learn and play
  • Beautiful visuals and art style
  • Highly repetitive gameplay
  • DLC issues and costs
  • Complex staff management
Two Point Hospital header

Categories

Management SimulationHospital ManagementBase BuildingStrategyHumor-driven GameplayProgression SystemSingle-player

Emotions

Archetypes

Timed cohorts

Switch between playtime slices of churn risk.

Refund churn

Risk snapshot

Fast read on churn risk and the loudest complaints.

71.7% PrecisionAug 29, 2020 → Feb 27, 2026
Total revenue at risk
$25,102

~$375 per month

Modeled from refund-intent reviews

Most dangerous issue
Poor Deck Compatibility

Technical · 16.2% of risk

Churn driver breakdown

Weighted by churn risk

$25,102
Design
Technical
Business
60.4%$15,151
28.8%$7,237
10.8%$2,714
Issue map

Complaint treemap

Normalized churn drivers sized by volume; click to inspect a cluster.

Issue treemap
Design · 62.5% share
Technical · 25.0% share
Business · 12.5% share
Issue · Technical
Poor Deck Compatibility
Share of issues
12.5%
Primary region
USA
Detected from language cues
Anger level
Furious
Average sentiment intensity