Please, Don't Touch Anything 3D Review Summary
Last updated: 2026-10-20
- Thirty endings offer replay value
- Challenging and satisfying puzzles
- Good visual presentation
- Unable to hang posters
- Achievements bugged
- Game-breaking bugs everywhere
Emotions
Archetypes
Core metrics
Core business metrics
Steam review mix, revenue model, and refund leakage.
Steam review stats
- Steam rating
- Very Positive (8/10)
- Total reviews
- 1,464
- Positive
- 1,19981.9%
- Negative
- 26518.1%
Sales estimations
- Estimated sales count
- 119,471
- Estimated revenue
- $1,193,515
- Game price
- $10
- Review → sale ratio
Refund leakage
- Refund-intent reviews
- 3615.32%
- Estimated copies lost
- 2,938
- Estimated revenue lost
- $29,351
Review pace
Statistical analysis
Sentiment vs playtime and velocity signals.
Sentiment Ă— Playtime
review counts| Bucket | Neg | Pos |
|---|---|---|
| ≤ 2h playtime | 3615.3% Avg playtime 0.5h | 2912.3% Avg playtime 1.2h |
| > 2h playtime | 208.5% Avg playtime 6.3h | 15063.8% Avg playtime 8h |
Velocity
review pace| Avg/day | 0.1 rev/day |
| Last 30d | 0.4 rev/day |
| Quarterly | 5.2 rev/qtr |
| Days covered | 3,586.2 days |
Audience segments
Who is reviewing
Buyer mixes, lifecycle phase, and Steam Deck signals.
Buyer vs key activations
Share of review volume
235 total
Organic purchasers22093.6%
Voted up: 76%
Key activations156.38%
Voted up: 80%
Honeymoon vs endgame
Based on hours played
235 total
First impression0-2h7331.1%
Voted up: 51%
Mid game2-10h14561.7%
Voted up: 88%
Late game10-20h125.11%
Voted up: 83%
Endgame20h+52.13%
Voted up: 100%
Steam Deck monitor
Deck vs global sentiment
Deck satisfaction
N/A
Global baseline 76.2%
0 Steam Deck-tagged reviews out of 1,464 total.