Zombies Aren't Real Review Summary

Last updated: 2026-11-14
  • Universally fun and engaging
  • Satisfying strategic depth and challenge
  • Unique and promising concept
  • Satisfying zombie destruction abilities
  • Co-op multiplayer is broken
  • Steep learning curve early on
Zombies Aren't Real header

Emotions

Archetypes

Hardware

Windows 12-15GB VRAMmixedWindows 8-11GB VRAMpositive
Core metrics

Core business metrics

Steam review mix, revenue model, and refund leakage.

Steam review stats
Steam rating
Very Positive (8/10)
Total reviews
160
Positive
15798.1%
Negative
31.9%
Sales estimations
Estimated sales count
10,801
Estimated revenue
$107,902
Game price
$10
Review → sale ratio
Refund leakage
Refund-intent reviews
21.25%
Estimated copies lost
135
Estimated revenue lost
$1,349
Review pace

Statistical analysis

Sentiment vs playtime and velocity signals.

Sentiment × Playtime

review counts
BucketNegPos
≤ 2h playtime
21.3%
Avg playtime 0.5h
3924.4%
Avg playtime 1.3h
> 2h playtime
10.6%
Avg playtime 4.6h
11873.8%
Avg playtime 3.9h

Velocity

review pace
Avg/day536.8 rev/day
Last 30d5.3 rev/day
Quarterly0 rev/qtr
Days covered0.3 days
Audience segments

Who is reviewing

Buyer mixes, lifecycle phase, and Steam Deck signals.

Buyer vs key activations
Share of review volume
160 total
Organic purchasers160100.0%
Voted up: 98%
Key activations00.00%
Voted up: 0%
Honeymoon vs endgame
Based on hours played
160 total
First impression0-2h9257.5%
Voted up: 98%
Mid game2-10h6842.5%
Voted up: 99%
Late game10-20h00.00%
Voted up: 0%
Endgame20h+00.00%
Voted up: 0%
Steam Deck monitor
Deck vs global sentiment
0.63% of reviews
Deck satisfaction
100.0%
Global baseline 98.1%
1 Steam Deck-tagged reviews out of 160 total.