We Steal From Old People: The Game Review Summary
Last updated: 2026-11-12
- Fun and addictive gameplay
- Funny and parody humor
- Charming art and atmosphere
- Early game too difficult
- Repetitive and grindy gameplay
- Overwhelming enemy swarms
Emotions
Archetypes
Hardware
Windows 12-15GB VRAMpositive
Core metrics
Core business metrics
Steam review mix, revenue model, and refund leakage.
Steam review stats
- Steam rating
- Very Positive (8/10)
- Total reviews
- 163
- Positive
- 15293.3%
- Negative
- 116.7%
Sales estimations
- Estimated sales count
- 12,031
- Estimated revenue
- $144,252
- Game price
- $12
- Review → sale ratio
Refund leakage
- Refund-intent reviews
- 84.91%
- Estimated copies lost
- 590
- Estimated revenue lost
- $7,074
Review pace
Statistical analysis
Sentiment vs playtime and velocity signals.
Sentiment Ă— Playtime
review counts| Bucket | Neg | Pos |
|---|---|---|
| ≤ 2h playtime | 84.9% Avg playtime 0.7h | 8954.6% Avg playtime 0.7h |
| > 2h playtime | 31.8% Avg playtime 3.7h | 6338.7% Avg playtime 5.9h |
Velocity
review pace| Avg/day | 143.6 rev/day |
| Last 30d | 5.4 rev/day |
| Quarterly | 0 rev/qtr |
| Days covered | 1.1 days |
Audience segments
Who is reviewing
Buyer mixes, lifecycle phase, and Steam Deck signals.
Buyer vs key activations
Share of review volume
163 total
Organic purchasers16198.8%
Voted up: 94%
Key activations21.23%
Voted up: 50%
Honeymoon vs endgame
Based on hours played
163 total
First impression0-2h12476.1%
Voted up: 93%
Mid game2-10h3722.7%
Voted up: 95%
Late game10-20h21.23%
Voted up: 100%
Endgame20h+00.00%
Voted up: 0%
Steam Deck monitor
Deck vs global sentiment
Deck satisfaction
83.3%
Global baseline 93.3%
6 Steam Deck-tagged reviews out of 163 total.