! That Bastard Is Trying To Steal Our Gold ! Review Summary

Last updated: 2026-09-04
Review summary
  • Fun and engaging gameplay
  • Soundtrack is praised
  • Challenging difficulty is positive
  • Gameplay is boring and repetitive
  • Controls are janky and unresponsive
  • Graphics are ugly and unpolished
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Categories

Puzzle PlatformerSingle-playerLevel-based ProgressionResource ManagementRetro GraphicsIndie

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Risk snapshot

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76.8% PrecisionMar 4, 2016 → Mar 22, 2026
Total revenue at risk
$3,842

~$31 per month

Modeled from refund-intent reviews

Most dangerous issue
Missing Exit Option

Technical · 20.1% of risk

Churn driver breakdown

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$3,842
Technical
Design
59.7%$2,294
40.3%$1,548
Issue map

Complaint treemap

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Issue treemap
Technical · 54.5% share
Design · 45.5% share
Issue · Technical
Missing Exit Option
Share of issues
18.2%
Primary region
United States
Detected from language cues
Anger level
Annoyed
Average sentiment intensity