Probably Stolen - Cyberpunk Shopkeeper Sim Review Summary

Last updated: 2026-10-29
Review summary
  • Highly addictive and engaging
  • High replayability
  • Game of the year contender
  • Water collector nerfed heavily
  • UI downgrade and usability issues
  • Bugs and technical issues
Probably Stolen - Cyberpunk Shopkeeper Sim header

Categories

Shop ManagementBusiness SimulationEconomy SimulationInventory ManagementCyberpunkImmersive SimReputation SystemPoint-and-click Adventure

Emotions

Archetypes

Hardware

Windows <8GB VRAMpositive

Timed cohorts

Switch between playtime slices of churn risk.

Refund churn

Risk snapshot

Fast read on churn risk and the loudest complaints.

73.0% PrecisionOct 28, 2026 → Oct 29, 2026
Total revenue at risk
$17,911

~$34,509 per day

Modeled from refund-intent reviews

Most dangerous issue
Water Merchant Class Nerfed

Design · 21.3% of risk

Churn driver breakdown

Weighted by churn risk

$17,911
Design
Technical
52.0%$9,314
48.0%$8,597
Issue map

Complaint treemap

Normalized churn drivers sized by volume; click to inspect a cluster.

Issue treemap
Design · 50.0% share
Technical · 50.0% share
Issue · Design
Water Merchant Class Nerfed
Share of issues
16.7%
Primary region
China
Detected from language cues
Anger level
Angry
Average sentiment intensity