OnlyCans: Thirst Date Review Summary
Last updated: 2026-09-03
- Cans are well-designed and varied
- Game is fun and hilarious
- Overall game quality is high
- Music and songs are catchy
- Game is disturbing and uncomfortable
- Gameplay is repetitive and boring
Emotions
Archetypes
Core metrics
Core business metrics
Steam review mix, revenue model, and refund leakage.
Steam review stats
- Steam rating
- Overwhelmingly Positive (9/10)
- Total reviews
- 4,082
- Positive
- 3,92696.2%
- Negative
- 1563.8%
Sales estimations
- Estimated sales count
- 270,443
- Estimated revenue
- Not applicable
- Game price
- F2P
- Review → sale ratio
Refund leakage
- Refund-intent reviews
- 153.05%
- Estimated copies lost
- 994
- Estimated revenue lost
- Not applicable
Review pace
Statistical analysis
Sentiment vs playtime and velocity signals.
Sentiment × Playtime
review counts| Bucket | Neg | Pos |
|---|---|---|
| ≤ 2h playtime | 153% Avg playtime 0.9h | 24149% Avg playtime 1.1h |
| > 2h playtime | 10.2% Avg playtime 2.3h | 23547.8% Avg playtime 15.8h |
Velocity
review pace| Avg/day | 0.2 rev/day |
| Last 30d | 0.8 rev/day |
| Quarterly | 14.6 rev/qtr |
| Days covered | 2,023.7 days |
Audience segments
Who is reviewing
Buyer mixes, lifecycle phase, and Steam Deck signals.
Buyer vs key activations
Share of review volume
492 total
Organic purchasers492100.0%
Voted up: 97%
Key activations00.00%
Voted up: 0%
Honeymoon vs endgame
Based on hours played
492 total
First impression0-2h29058.9%
Voted up: 94%
Mid game2-10h19038.6%
Voted up: 100%
Late game10-20h91.83%
Voted up: 100%
Endgame20h+30.61%
Voted up: 100%
Steam Deck monitor
Deck vs global sentiment
Deck satisfaction
66.7%
Global baseline 96.7%
3 Steam Deck-tagged reviews out of 4,082 total.