Everything is Crab: The Animal Evolution Roguelite Review Summary

Last updated: 2026-05-09
  • Diverse and enjoyable gameplay experience
  • Visually appealing and unique art style
  • Addictive and engaging gameplay mechanics
  • Lack of depth and variety in gameplay
  • Repetitive and boring over extended play
  • Balancing issues with enemies and skills
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Emotions

Archetypes

Hardware

Windows <8GB VRAMpositiveWindows 12-15GB VRAMnegative

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Refund churn

Risk snapshot

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81.5% PrecisionMay 8, 2026 May 9, 2026
Total revenue at risk
$19,640

~$15,411 per day

Modeled from refund-intent reviews

Most dangerous issue
Lack Of Variety

Design · 8.3% of risk

Churn driver breakdown

Weighted by churn risk

$19,640
Design
Technical
Business
62.8%$12,330
33.3%$6,547
3.9%$764
Issue map

Complaint treemap

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Issue treemap
Design · 63.6% share
Technical · 31.8% share
Business · 4.5% share
Issue · Design
Lack Of Variety
Share of issues
9.1%
Primary region
USA
Detected from language cues
Anger level
Furious
Average sentiment intensity