Coffie Simulator Review Summary
Last updated: 2026-10-02
- Cozy and relaxing atmosphere
- Relaxing and chill gameplay
- Satisfying coffee-making gameplay
- Widespread bugs and softlocks
- Customer pathfinding and AI issues
- Inconsistent controls and keybinds
Emotions
Archetypes
Core metrics
Core business metrics
Steam review mix, revenue model, and refund leakage.
Steam review stats
- Steam rating
- Very Positive (8/10)
- Total reviews
- 108
- Positive
- 9688.9%
- Negative
- 1211.1%
Sales estimations
- Estimated sales count
- 8,064
- Estimated revenue
- $80,559
- Game price
- $10
- Review → sale ratio
Refund leakage
- Refund-intent reviews
- 65.56%
- Estimated copies lost
- 448
- Estimated revenue lost
- $4,476
Review pace
Statistical analysis
Sentiment vs playtime and velocity signals.
Sentiment × Playtime
review counts| Bucket | Neg | Pos |
|---|---|---|
| ≤ 2h playtime | 65.6% Avg playtime 0.8h | 1110.2% Avg playtime 1.2h |
| > 2h playtime | 65.6% Avg playtime 15.2h | 8578.7% Avg playtime 18.6h |
Velocity
review pace| Avg/day | 0.5 rev/day |
| Last 30d | 0.2 rev/day |
| Quarterly | 52 rev/qtr |
| Days covered | 211.7 days |
Audience segments
Who is reviewing
Buyer mixes, lifecycle phase, and Steam Deck signals.
Buyer vs key activations
Share of review volume
108 total
Organic purchasers9285.2%
Voted up: 88%
Key activations1614.8%
Voted up: 94%
Honeymoon vs endgame
Based on hours played
108 total
First impression0-2h2624.1%
Voted up: 77%
Mid game2-10h5550.9%
Voted up: 95%
Late game10-20h1312.0%
Voted up: 85%
Endgame20h+1413.0%
Voted up: 93%
Steam Deck monitor
Deck vs global sentiment
Deck satisfaction
N/A
Global baseline 88.9%
0 Steam Deck-tagged reviews out of 108 total.