Thick As Thieves Review Summary

Last updated: 2026-05-21
Review summary
  • Great value for money
  • Fun and solid gameplay
  • Good level and map design
  • Insufficient mouse sensitivity settings
  • Lack of key rebinding options
  • Game is janky and buggy
Thick As Thieves header

Categories

Stealth GameplayCooperative MultiplayerImmersive SimHeist SimulationCharacter AbilitiesMission VarietyTime Pressure MechanicsLoot and Extraction

Emotions

Archetypes

Hardware

Windows <8GB VRAMnegativeWindows 12-15GB VRAMnegative

Timed cohorts

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Refund churn

Risk snapshot

Fast read on churn risk and the loudest complaints.

89.6% PrecisionMay 20, 2026 → May 21, 2026
Total revenue at risk
$26,557

~$24,298 per day

Modeled from refund-intent reviews

Most dangerous issue
No Key Rebinds

Technical · 17.6% of risk

Churn driver breakdown

Weighted by churn risk

$26,557
Technical
Design
Business
63.9%$16,967
30.8%$8,176
5.3%$1,414
Issue map

Complaint treemap

Normalized churn drivers sized by volume; click to inspect a cluster.

Issue treemap
Technical · 60.7% share
Design · 33.9% share
Business · 5.4% share
Issue · Technical
No Key Rebinds
Share of issues
16.1%
Primary region
USA/UK
Detected from language cues
Anger level
Furious
Average sentiment intensity