The Thing: Remastered Review Summary

Last updated: 2026-11-14
Review summary
  • Visually faithful remaster
  • Improved graphics significantly
  • Fun classic shooter gameplay
  • Smooth modern PC performance
  • Generic story
  • Outdated gameplay and clunky controls
The Thing: Remastered header

Categories

Third-Person ShooterSurvival HorrorSquad ManagementTrust System MechanicsAction HorrorRemasterMultiple Endings

Emotions

Archetypes

Hardware

Windows <8GB VRAMpositiveWindows 12-15GB VRAMpositive

Timed cohorts

Switch between playtime slices of churn risk.

Refund churn

Risk snapshot

Fast read on churn risk and the loudest complaints.

84.5% PrecisionDec 6, 2024 → Aug 23, 2026
Total revenue at risk
$89,730

~$4,307 per month

Modeled from refund-intent reviews

Most dangerous issue
Squad Stuck

Technical · 7.4% of risk

Churn driver breakdown

Weighted by churn risk

$89,730
Technical
Design
Business
63.2%$56,729
24.7%$22,140
12.1%$10,861
Issue map

Complaint treemap

Normalized churn drivers sized by volume; click to inspect a cluster.

Issue treemap
Technical · 57.7% share
Design · 26.9% share
Business · 15.4% share
Issue · Technical
Squad Stuck
Share of issues
7.7%
Primary region
United States
Detected from language cues
Anger level
Frustrated
Average sentiment intensity