Crime Simulator Review Summary

Last updated: 2026-06-06
Review summary
  • Fun with friends
  • Overall great game
  • Excellent solo and co-op
  • Best with co-op multiplayer
  • Game crashes frequently
  • NPC behavior is unnatural
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Categories

RoguelikeCooperative MultiplayerStealth GameplayExtraction GameplayHouse CustomizationGacha SystemCharacter ProgressionFarming Simulation

Emotions

Archetypes

Hardware

Windows <8GB VRAMmixedWindows 12-15GB VRAMpositive

Timed cohorts

Switch between playtime slices of churn risk.

Refund churn

Risk snapshot

Fast read on churn risk and the loudest complaints.

94.6% PrecisionJun 17, 2025 → Jun 4, 2026
Total revenue at risk
$365,471

~$31,131 per month

Modeled from refund-intent reviews

Most dangerous issue
Unfair NPC Awareness

Design · 20.1% of risk

Churn driver breakdown

Weighted by churn risk

$365,471
Design
Technical
Business
72.6%$265,228
20.4%$74,487
7.0%$25,757
Issue map

Complaint treemap

Normalized churn drivers sized by volume; click to inspect a cluster.

Issue treemap
Design · 74.6% share
Technical · 18.3% share
Business · 7.0% share
Issue · Design
Unfair NPC Awareness
Share of issues
19.7%
Primary region
United States
Detected from language cues
Anger level
Annoyed
Average sentiment intensity