Surgeon Simulator

Last updated: 2026-01-28
Summary
  • Hilarious and chaotic gameplay
  • Good value for money
  • Variety of surgical scenarios
  • Physics engine issues
  • Frustrating and difficult controls
  • Steep learning curve
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Categories

SimulationDark HumorPhysics SimulationController SupportMultiplayerSandboxEducational Game

Emotions

Frustration42%Amusement24%Joy9%Excitement6%Disappointment5%

Timed cohorts

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Refund churn

Risk snapshot

Fast read on churn risk and the loudest complaints.

89.2% PrecisionOct 17, 2015 → Jan 19, 2026
Total revenue at risk
$64,445

~$516 per month

Modeled from refund-intent reviews

Most dangerous issue
Terrible Controls

Technical · 31.3% of risk

Churn driver breakdown

Weighted by churn risk

$64,445
Technical
Design
Business
72.3%$46,618
16.0%$10,333
11.6%$7,494
Issue map

Complaint treemap

Normalized churn drivers sized by volume; click to inspect a cluster.

Issue treemap
Technical · 69.2% share
Design · 19.2% share
Business · 11.5% share
Issue · Technical
Terrible Controls
Share of issues
30.8%
Primary region
Russia
Detected from language cues
Anger level
Furious
Average sentiment intensity