COP BASTARD Review Summary
Last updated: 2026-10-31
- Overall fun core loop
- Satisfying gunplay and feedback
- Charming humor and voice acting
- Gameplay becomes repetitive quickly
- Story and narrative poorly integrated
- Checkpoint and save system criticized
Emotions
Archetypes
Core metrics
Core business metrics
Steam review mix, revenue model, and refund leakage.
Steam review stats
- Steam rating
- Very Positive (8/10)
- Total reviews
- 96
- Positive
- 8891.7%
- Negative
- 88.3%
Sales estimations
- Estimated sales count
- 7,021
- Estimated revenue
- $91,203
- Game price
- $13
- Review → sale ratio
Refund leakage
- Refund-intent reviews
- 99.18%
- Estimated copies lost
- 658
- Estimated revenue lost
- $8,547
Review pace
Statistical analysis
Sentiment vs playtime and velocity signals.
Sentiment Ă— Playtime
review counts| Bucket | Neg | Pos |
|---|---|---|
| ≤ 2h playtime | 99.2% Avg playtime 0.6h | 4849% Avg playtime 1h |
| > 2h playtime | 00% Avg playtime 0h | 4141.8% Avg playtime 3.6h |
Velocity
review pace| Avg/day | 77.3 rev/day |
| Last 30d | 3.3 rev/day |
| Quarterly | 0 rev/qtr |
| Days covered | 1.3 days |
Audience segments
Who is reviewing
Buyer mixes, lifecycle phase, and Steam Deck signals.
Buyer vs key activations
Share of review volume
98 total
Organic purchasers9596.9%
Voted up: 91%
Key activations33.06%
Voted up: 100%
Honeymoon vs endgame
Based on hours played
98 total
First impression0-2h7172.4%
Voted up: 87%
Mid game2-10h2727.6%
Voted up: 100%
Late game10-20h00.00%
Voted up: 0%
Endgame20h+00.00%
Voted up: 0%
Steam Deck monitor
Deck vs global sentiment
Deck satisfaction
100.0%
Global baseline 90.8%
2 Steam Deck-tagged reviews out of 96 total.