Noobs Want to Live

Last updated: 2025-08-29
  • Excellent value for money, unique art style
  • Engaging roguelike gameplay with strategic variety
  • Deep skill combination and flexible upgrades
  • Limited replayability and content issues
  • Flawed skill/build system, performance problems
  • Frustrating monster collision mechanics
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Satisfaction27%Disappointment21%Frustration15%Excitement6%Hope3%
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