(the) Gnorp Apologue Review Summary

Last updated: 2026-07-11
  • Excellent idle game
  • Charming visuals
  • Highly addictive
  • Very limited viable builds
  • Build choices can brick runs
  • Short length and little content
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Emotions

Archetypes

Hardware

Windows <8GB VRAMnegative
Core metrics

Core business metrics

Steam review mix, revenue model, and refund leakage.

Steam review stats
Steam rating
Very Positive (8/10)
Total reviews
9,836
Positive
9,33694.9%
Negative
5005.1%
Sales estimations
Estimated sales count
778,368
Estimated revenue
$5,440,792
Game price
$7
Review → sale ratio
Refund leakage
Refund-intent reviews
140.92%
Estimated copies lost
1,108
Estimated revenue lost
$7,745
Review pace

Statistical analysis

Sentiment vs playtime and velocity signals.

Sentiment × Playtime

review counts
BucketNegPos
≤ 2h playtime
140.9%
Avg playtime 0.8h
60.4%
Avg playtime 1.3h
> 2h playtime
17111.2%
Avg playtime 18.1h
1,33187.5%
Avg playtime 47.4h

Velocity

review pace
Avg/day1.6 rev/day
Last 30d4.4 rev/day
Quarterly101.4 rev/qtr
Days covered939.6 days
Audience segments

Who is reviewing

Buyer mixes, lifecycle phase, and Steam Deck signals.

Buyer vs key activations
Share of review volume
1,522 total
Organic purchasers1,48397.4%
Voted up: 88%
Key activations392.56%
Voted up: 97%
Honeymoon vs endgame
Based on hours played
1,522 total
First impression0-2h483.15%
Voted up: 63%
Mid game2-10h32921.6%
Voted up: 78%
Late game10-20h42728.1%
Voted up: 88%
Endgame20h+71847.2%
Voted up: 94%
Steam Deck monitor
Deck vs global sentiment
1.38% of reviews
Deck satisfaction
90.5%
Global baseline 87.8%
21 Steam Deck-tagged reviews out of 9,836 total.