Heavenly Bodies Review Summary

Last updated: 2026-07-07
Review summary
  • Co-op experience is excellent
  • Physics puzzles are engaging
  • Remote play works great
  • No online co-op support
  • Controls are extremely aggravating
  • Game is too short
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Categories

Physics SimulationCooperative MultiplayerPuzzle SolvingLocal Co-opSingle-playerSpace SimulationZero-G Exploration

Emotions

Archetypes

Hardware

Windows 12-15GB VRAMnegative

Timed cohorts

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Refund churn

Risk snapshot

Fast read on churn risk and the loudest complaints.

79.2% PrecisionJul 13, 2025 → Jun 17, 2026
Total revenue at risk
$30,985

~$2,740 per month

Modeled from refund-intent reviews

Most dangerous issue
No Online Co-op

Design · 19.6% of risk

Churn driver breakdown

Weighted by churn risk

$30,985
Design
Technical
Business
62.0%$19,210
31.2%$9,667
6.8%$2,107
Issue map

Complaint treemap

Normalized churn drivers sized by volume; click to inspect a cluster.

Issue treemap
Design · 64.7% share
Technical · 29.4% share
Business · 5.9% share
Issue · Design
No Online Co-op
Share of issues
17.6%
Primary region
USA/UK
Detected from language cues
Anger level
Frustrated
Average sentiment intensity