The Procession to Calvary

Last updated: 2026-04-16
  • Humorous and irreverent dialogue.
  • Unique Renaissance and Baroque art style.
  • Engaging and well-designed puzzles.
  • Confusing and unclear instructions.
  • Short gameplay duration.
  • Controversial and offensive themes.
The Procession to Calvary header

Emotions

Archetypes

Core metrics

Core business metrics

Steam review mix, revenue model, and refund leakage.

Steam review stats
Steam rating
Overwhelmingly Positive (9/10)
Total reviews
1,290
Positive
1,25697.4%
Negative
342.6%
Sales estimations
Estimated sales count
93,704
Estimated revenue
$936,103
Game price
$10
Review → sale ratio
Refund leakage
Refund-intent reviews
72.39%
Estimated copies lost
508
Estimated revenue lost
$5,075
Review pace

Statistical analysis

Sentiment vs playtime and velocity signals.

Sentiment Ă— Playtime

review counts
BucketNegPos
≤ 2h playtime
72.4%
Avg playtime 0.9h
196.5%
Avg playtime 1.2h
> 2h playtime
41.4%
Avg playtime 9.6h
26389.8%
Avg playtime 5h

Velocity

review pace
Avg/day0.1 rev/day
Last 30d1.5 rev/day
Quarterly6.4 rev/qtr
Days covered2,197.7 days
Audience segments

Who is reviewing

Buyer mixes, lifecycle phase, and Steam Deck signals.

Buyer vs key activations
Share of review volume
293 total
Organic purchasers23279.2%
Voted up: 97%
Key activations6120.8%
Voted up: 95%
Honeymoon vs endgame
Based on hours played
293 total
First impression0-2h3813.0%
Voted up: 79%
Mid game2-10h24382.9%
Voted up: 99%
Late game10-20h93.07%
Voted up: 100%
Endgame20h+31.02%
Voted up: 67%
Steam Deck monitor
Deck vs global sentiment
3.07% of reviews
Deck satisfaction
100.0%
Global baseline 96.2%
9 Steam Deck-tagged reviews out of 1,290 total.