Static Dread: The Submarine Review Summary

Last updated: 2026-08-15
  • Excellent story and narrative
  • Multiple endings and replayability
  • Atmospheric setting and sound
  • Confusing and poorly paced story
  • Poor dialogue and voice acting
  • Too short and linear game
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Emotions

Archetypes

Core metrics

Core business metrics

Steam review mix, revenue model, and refund leakage.

Steam review stats
Steam rating
Very Positive (8/10)
Total reviews
57
Positive
5087.7%
Negative
712.3%
Sales estimations
Estimated sales count
3,890
Estimated revenue
$46,641
Game price
$12
Review → sale ratio
Refund leakage
Refund-intent reviews
11.96%
Estimated copies lost
68
Estimated revenue lost
$815
Review pace

Statistical analysis

Sentiment vs playtime and velocity signals.

Sentiment Ă— Playtime

review counts
BucketNegPos
≤ 2h playtime
12%
Avg playtime 1.9h
815.7%
Avg playtime 0.9h
> 2h playtime
611.8%
Avg playtime 3.8h
3670.6%
Avg playtime 4.8h

Velocity

review pace
Avg/day72.4 rev/day
Last 30d1.7 rev/day
Quarterly0 rev/qtr
Days covered0.7 days
Audience segments

Who is reviewing

Buyer mixes, lifecycle phase, and Steam Deck signals.

Buyer vs key activations
Share of review volume
51 total
Organic purchasers4282.4%
Voted up: 83%
Key activations917.6%
Voted up: 100%
Honeymoon vs endgame
Based on hours played
51 total
First impression0-2h1121.6%
Voted up: 91%
Mid game2-10h3976.5%
Voted up: 85%
Late game10-20h11.96%
Voted up: 100%
Endgame20h+00.00%
Voted up: 0%
Steam Deck monitor
Deck vs global sentiment
1.96% of reviews
Deck satisfaction
100.0%
Global baseline 86.3%
1 Steam Deck-tagged reviews out of 57 total.