This Ain’t Even Poker, Ya Joker

Last updated: 2025-12-12

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Summary
  • Highly polished and enjoyable gameplay experience
  • Short, flexible playtime with low entry barrier
  • Appealing visuals and sound design
  • Affordable with high value for price
  • Lacks depth and content for long-term play
  • Idle game design poorly executed
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Categories

Idle GameDeckbuildingCard-based GameplayIncremental GameAscension SystemSingle-playerPoker-based MechanicsExpedition System

Emotions

Satisfaction21%Excitement19%Disappointment16%Joy16%Frustration15%

Timed cohorts

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Refund churn

Risk snapshot

Fast read on churn risk and the loudest complaints.

43.9% PrecisionDec 11, 2025 → Dec 12, 2025
Total revenue at risk
$1,306

~$2,945 per day

Modeled from refund-intent reviews

Most dangerous issue
Shallow Content

Design · 2 mentions · 59.1% of risk

Churn driver breakdown

Weighted by churn risk

$1,306
Design
100.0%$1,306
Issue map

Complaint treemap

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Issue treemap
Design · 100.0% share
Issue · Design
Shallow Content

Voice signal (verbatim trimmed)

컨텐츠가 부족하다 업그레이드도 특별한 점이 없어 보여서 아쉽다
Share of issues
66.7%
2 users in this cohort
Primary region
South Korea
Detected from language cues
Anger level
Angry
Average sentiment intensity
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Most dangerous reviews

Highest-upvoted negative posts threatening churn.

1 found helpful
Dec 12, 2025

Honestly, this one's on me for seeing the poker theme and the screenshots that looked like a vibe and thinking this was going to be anything like Balatro. It even says it's an incremental idle clicker right in the description - which isn't a genre I usually enjoy - but it also says it's a "unique" incremental idle clicker, and then something about "can you defeat the Jester?" This had me intrigued. See, the problem I have with incremental idle games is that you can't lose. Even if you build…