Anomalous Coffee Machine 2

Last updated: 2025-12-14

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  • Significant visual and content improvements
  • High entertainment value and fun gameplay
  • Engaging intro and smooth animations
  • Reasonable pricing with good value
  • Limited and repetitive gameplay content
  • Unpolished mechanics and rushed execution
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Emotions

Frustration23%Satisfaction23%Disappointment18%Excitement14%Joy8%

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Risk snapshot

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78.7% PrecisionDec 12, 2025 Dec 14, 2025
Total revenue at risk
$8,989

~$5,035 per day

Modeled from refund-intent reviews

Most dangerous issue
Lack Of Gameplay Depth

Design · 6 mentions · 33.7% of risk

Churn driver breakdown

Weighted by churn risk

$8,989
Design
Business
Social
72.8%$6,546
22.1%$1,987
5.1%$456
Issue map

Complaint treemap

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Issue treemap
Design · 72.2% share
Business · 22.2% share
Social · 5.6% share
Issue · Design
Lack Of Gameplay Depth

Voice signal (verbatim trimmed)

You just type in words until you guess all the words for each letter... there's no substantive gameplay here.
Share of issues
33.3%
6 users in this cohort
Primary region
USA/UK
Detected from language cues
Anger level
Angry
Average sentiment intensity
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Most dangerous reviews

Highest-upvoted negative posts threatening churn.

105 found helpful
Dec 12, 2025

I refunded it, the 6 notes background music looping forever, the repetitive dialogues, i counted about 6 of them for each character whenever something actually happens... some drinks straight up do nothing and just makes the characters say flavour text sometimes not even related to the drink... after finding that repeating 10 times the same drink it would do something different, tried it for the other character but they said "no". no interactions between characters except flavour text. i saw abs…

29 found helpful
Dec 12, 2025

no sex with futa literally worst sequel ever

16 found helpful
Dec 13, 2025

Сделал чай в кофемашине

15 found helpful
Dec 13, 2025

Boring as hell. You just type in words until you guess all the words for each letter. You let the girl drink it and then you drink it to see all the art for each 'drink'. $6.99 base price? Maybe if it was less than a dollar but there's no substantive gameplay here.

14 found helpful
Dec 13, 2025

just boring, not enough to it. most things don't work, do nothing, not much interaction, meh

10 found helpful
Dec 12, 2025

Kind of boring tbh. Very limited on the words you can choose and too much trial and error to be a fun game. Very repetitive dialogue too.