LIZARDS MUST DIE

Item: LIZARDS MUST DIE
Rating: 79
Author: VaporLens

Last updated: 2025-07-15

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Summary

Exceptional value and fun experience
Outstanding phonk soundtrack
Diverse and engaging gameplay
Clunky and unbalanced combat
Poor overall game quality
Numerous bugs and crashes

Emotions

Satisfaction29%Excitement13%Disappointment12%Amusement12%Frustration10%

Reviews (sample size): 2000
Helpful reviews: 37%
Unhelpful reviews: 62%
Protest reviews: 1%

79%
Helpful reviews with positive sentiment
21%
Helpful reviews with negative sentiment

Positive points: 1537
Negative points: 779
Gameplay points: 430
Perf. points: 16
Rec. points: 368
Misc points: 240

Point	Description	Importance
Exceptional Value & Fun Description Players overwhelmingly praise the game for being fun, engaging, and providing excellent value for its low price. Many consider it a masterpiece given its affordability and the enjoyment it delivers. Importance 83%	Players overwhelmingly praise the game for being fun, engaging, and providing excellent value for its low price. Many consider it a masterpiece given its affordability and the enjoyment it delivers.	83%
Outstanding Phonk Soundtrack Description The game's soundtrack, particularly its phonk and hardbass music, is highly praised for being energetic, catchy, and enhancing the overall atmosphere and combat experience. Many players found themselves enjoying and even downloading the music. Importance 34%	The game's soundtrack, particularly its phonk and hardbass music, is highly praised for being energetic, catchy, and enhancing the overall atmosphere and combat experience. Many players found themselves enjoying and even downloading the music.	34%
Diverse & Engaging Gameplay Description The game offers diverse and engaging gameplay, combining action and strategy elements. Players appreciate the unique combat system, variety of characters, and dynamic battles, which contribute to its replayability. Importance 33%	The game offers diverse and engaging gameplay, combining action and strategy elements. Players appreciate the unique combat system, variety of characters, and dynamic battles, which contribute to its replayability.	33%
Great for Casual Co-op Description The game is highly recommended for casual play, especially with friends in co-op, offering a relaxing and humorous experience. Its short length (around 2-4 hours for 100% completion) makes it ideal for quick sessions or an evening's entertainment. Importance 28%	The game is highly recommended for casual play, especially with friends in co-op, offering a relaxing and humorous experience. Its short length (around 2-4 hours for 100% completion) makes it ideal for quick sessions or an evening's entertainment.	28%
Satisfying Lizard Combat Description A core and highly enjoyable aspect of the game is the repetitive action of fighting and 'smashing' various types of lizards, often accompanied by the game's distinctive phonk music. This specific gameplay loop is a major draw for players. Importance 26%	A core and highly enjoyable aspect of the game is the repetitive action of fighting and 'smashing' various types of lizards, often accompanied by the game's distinctive phonk music. This specific gameplay loop is a major draw for players.	26%
Immersive Slavic Lore Description The game immerses players in a unique, often absurd, take on ancient Slavic history and mythology, featuring epic battles of 'Rus' against 'lizards' and other mythical creatures. This distinct setting and lore are highly appreciated. Importance 21%	The game immerses players in a unique, often absurd, take on ancient Slavic history and mythology, featuring epic battles of 'Rus' against 'lizards' and other mythical creatures. This distinct setting and lore are highly appreciated.	21%
Strong Meme & Humor Focus Description The game heavily incorporates internet memes, self-irony, and absurd humor, which is a significant source of entertainment and laughter for players. This meme-driven approach is a key part of its appeal and identity. Importance 14%	The game heavily incorporates internet memes, self-irony, and absurd humor, which is a significant source of entertainment and laughter for players. This meme-driven approach is a key part of its appeal and identity.	14%
Surprisingly Good Graphics Description Despite its low price, the game's graphics are generally considered surprisingly good, bright, and visually appealing. Players note that the visual style, sometimes described as '90s-like' or 'from a drunken storyteller,' adds to its charm. Importance 11%	Despite its low price, the game's graphics are generally considered surprisingly good, bright, and visually appealing. Players note that the visual style, sometimes described as '90s-like' or 'from a drunken storyteller,' adds to its charm.	11%
Engaging Story & Characters Description The game features an engaging and entertaining story with well-developed characters. Players found the plot captivating and appreciated its unique, often humorous, approach to storytelling. Importance 8%	The game features an engaging and entertaining story with well-developed characters. Players found the plot captivating and appreciated its unique, often humorous, approach to storytelling.	8%
Hilarious Chinese Voice Acting Description The Chinese voice acting, particularly when read in Russian, is highlighted as a major source of humor and enjoyment. Its emotional delivery and often hilariously bad machine translation contribute significantly to the game's comedic effect. Importance 8%	The Chinese voice acting, particularly when read in Russian, is highlighted as a major source of humor and enjoyment. Its emotional delivery and often hilariously bad machine translation contribute significantly to the game's comedic effect.	8%
Superior to 'Smuta' Description Many players explicitly compare the game favorably to 'Smuta,' another Russian game, citing its superior quality, better value, and more positive emotional impact, despite 'Smuta' having a larger budget. Importance 7%	Many players explicitly compare the game favorably to 'Smuta,' another Russian game, citing its superior quality, better value, and more positive emotional impact, despite 'Smuta' having a larger budget.	7%