'Member the Alamo? Review Summary
Last updated: 2026-09-03
- Hilarious and amusing experience
- Historical Alamo battle reenactment
- Poor optimization and performance
- Unengaging and mind-numbing gameplay
- Unskippable long cutscenes and sermon
- Short runtime and overpriced
Emotions
Archetypes
Core metrics
Core business metrics
Steam review mix, revenue model, and refund leakage.
Steam review stats
- Steam rating
- Very Positive (8/10)
- Total reviews
- 91
- Positive
- 7380.2%
- Negative
- 1819.8%
Sales estimations
- Estimated sales count
- 7,814
- Estimated revenue
- $38,992
- Game price
- $5
- Review → sale ratio
Refund leakage
- Refund-intent reviews
- 1516.48%
- Estimated copies lost
- 1,288
- Estimated revenue lost
- $6,427
Review pace
Statistical analysis
Sentiment vs playtime and velocity signals.
Sentiment × Playtime
review counts| Bucket | Neg | Pos |
|---|---|---|
| ≤ 2h playtime | 1516.5% Avg playtime 0.9h | 5156% Avg playtime 1.1h |
| > 2h playtime | 33.3% Avg playtime 3.5h | 2224.2% Avg playtime 6h |
Velocity
review pace| Avg/day | 0 rev/day |
| Last 30d | 0 rev/day |
| Quarterly | 5.2 rev/qtr |
| Days covered | 2,127.4 days |
Audience segments
Who is reviewing
Buyer mixes, lifecycle phase, and Steam Deck signals.
Buyer vs key activations
Share of review volume
91 total
Organic purchasers7986.8%
Voted up: 81%
Key activations1213.2%
Voted up: 75%
Honeymoon vs endgame
Based on hours played
91 total
First impression0-2h7582.4%
Voted up: 77%
Mid game2-10h1516.5%
Voted up: 93%
Late game10-20h00.00%
Voted up: 0%
Endgame20h+11.10%
Voted up: 100%
Steam Deck monitor
Deck vs global sentiment
Deck satisfaction
100.0%
Global baseline 80.2%
1 Steam Deck-tagged reviews out of 91 total.