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About the Game
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Ahoy, ye port rats! It be time to leave the land for the lily-livered and set sail into the cursed waters of Curse of Pirates — a swashbuckling action roguelike where honor, luck, and good ol' rum decide yer fate!
Become a captain whose fame echoes across all seven seas! Explore the far corners of the ocean, hunt for ancient treasure maps, and slice through hordes of enemies: sea monsters, ruthless corsair scoundrels, undead fiends, nightmarish beasts, and even cursed gods of the deep! And watch out for those damned parrots — they're a real nuisance!
But don’t dawdle, ye scallywags! Add the game to your Wishlist, subscribe for updates on Steam, and don’t miss yer chance to join the playtests and free demos.
All hands on deck!
**Become the captain of yer destiny!** 
You be an ambitious captain of a rickety ship with grand dreams. Want to rule the pirate world and become the fiercest and richest Pirate King? Then prepare to traverse fire, water, and a storm of cannon fire!
Curse of Pirates be:
⚓ Endless waves of foes! Enemies will keep comin’ at ye, stronger and craftier with each attack. Use yer wits to navigate between islands and sea monsters!  
⚓ Hundreds of unique builds! Mix and match skills to change your combat style, boost yer weaponry, and even turn the tide of battle!  
⚓ Epic maritime campaigns! Several acts filled with brutal bosses will take ye through whirlpools, ship graveyards, and the lairs of monsters thirsting for yer blood!  
⚓ The true pirate life! Enough languishing in port with a barrel of rum—hoist the sails and set forth for new adventures!
**Hire a crew or ye might regret it!**
Ye can’t survive alone on the sea! A gallery of unique characters awaits ye, each with their own stories, quirks, and deadly skills:  
☠ Ghostly captains who summon the dead!  
☠ Dark cultists dabbling with ancient powers!  
☠ Zar’Kul, a spawn of the abyss, bringing chaos and destruction!
Who will be yer loyal mate? A fiery-haired beauty with a big heart? A ghost captain with unfinished business? Or perhaps something much darker… Choose wisely and be ready for the consequences!
**Where be the map? We need a map!**
In the grand tradition of pirate tales, ye shall embark on dangerous adventures in search of ancient treasures, not all of which ye truly want to find. A map and the ability to alter the terrain will aid ye, allowing for the addition or removal of elements on the battlefield. True pirates don’t sail blindly! Seek out ancient treasure maps, but beware—not all that glitters is worth the haul. Change the land to shift the course of battle!  
🎶 Sing pirate shanties with yer crew, keeping spirits high before the storm!
A meeting with other ambitious captains approaches, many of whom may seem familiar. But who among ye will become a legend, and who will sink to the depths, becoming mere shark bait?
_Fifteen men on the dead man's chest—_
_...Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!_
_Drink and the devil had done for the rest—_
_...Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!_
All hands on deck!  
Cast off the lines, hoist the sails! Full speed ahead to glory and riches! ☠🏴‍☠️

Release date: Apr 23, 2026

Categories: Roguelike, Horde Shooter, Action RPG, Ship Combat, Procedural Generation, Character Progression, Resource Management, Pirate Theme


- Hardware Profile: No data
Feature extractions:
- Community Price: No data
- Playtime Metrics:
  - Game completion: 3.0h
  - Story completion: 3.0h
  - Session length: 2.0h
  - Endgame: N/A
  - Reasoning: The review stating 'beat the 2 stages couple times in less than 3 hours' directly indicates that the entire game content (both stages) can be completed in under 3 hours, supporting gameCompletion and storyCompletion as approximately 3 hours (upper bound). The phrase 'a couple of free hours in the evening' suggests a typical session length of about 2 hours, supporting sessionLength. The mention of being killed within 3 minutes reflects short in-game survival but does not provide a reliable total playtime metric, so it is not used for sessionLength. No evidence addresses endgame content or time, so endgame is null.
- Time-to-fun:
  - Summary: The game hooks players immediately with fast-paced action and addictive roguelike loops, but enjoyment drops after roughly 48 deaths due to repetition and lack of meta progression, while early friction includes a sparse tutorial and difficulty imbalance.
  - Stance: Fun then drops
  - Anchor: Game start
  - Time to anchor: N/A
  - Friction: sparse tutorial; early game difficulty imbalance; lack of meta progression
  - Unlock drivers: N/A
  - Conditions: if you enjoy roguelike loops; if you like fast-paced action; if you can tolerate repetition; if you prefer games with meta progression
- Player Archetypes: No data


Below are summaries of things people say about the game per category.
Each point is assigned a weight that represents how often it is mentioned across all reviews.
What players like:
- Engaging pirate theme (weight 0.4): The old school pirate atmosphere and sea theme are well received, with reviewers enjoying the colorful, lively pirate world. The combination of genre and setting is considered cool.
- Pleasant and engaging gameplay (weight 0.4): Gameplay is described as straightforward but engaging and very pleasant, with dynamic and fun action. The game throws players into action from the very first seconds with sea monsters and undead.
- Great pixel graphics (weight 0.39): The game features nice pixel art and bright pixel graphics, with great 1900 style graphics and vibrant visuals full of personality. The look makes players want to keep playing.
- Addictive roguelike loop (weight 0.34): The roguelike loop is super addictive and easy to lose track of time, with addictive survival-action gameplay. The game is a great time killer and addictive from the first 5 minutes.
- Good pacing and action (weight 0.31): The pacing keeps things moving without dragging, and the action gets intense fast. Brisk battles in runs keep the experience dynamic and fun.
- Good music and sound (weight 0.28): Reviewers appreciate the nice archetypal music and good sound design, noting that sound and music add a lot to the atmosphere. Cool music is also mentioned as a positive.
- Dynamic horde battles (weight 0.28): The game features hordes of enemies and dynamic battles that keep players engaged, with many opponents and brisk battles in runs. Combat is chaotic but fun.
- Cool upgrade systems (weight 0.27): Reviewers enjoy the cool upgrade system and good in-run upgrade system with interesting skill modifiers and resource use. Build crafting is possible and builds are wild.
- Excellent boss fights (weight 0.27): Boss fights are rated 10 out of 10 and bosses are brutal, with nailing a perfect build and wiping out a kraken being satisfying. The game features ghost sharks and other unique enemies.
- Funny and weird charm (weight 0.27): The game is silly, loud, and crooked in the best sense, with humor and a weirdness that reviewers like. It involves chopping enemies into cabbage while singing sea shanties with swear words.
- Unique enemy variety (weight 0.21): The game features parrots as main enemies, flying crabs, ghost sharks, and many different mobs. There are many opponents that keep the player engaged.
- Ship and crew upgrades (weight 0.21): Reviewers enjoy the funny ship and crew upgrades, including bribing crew with rum and parrots stealing loot. Pirates and ship leveling are also mentioned positively.
- Cool powers and effects (weight 0.15): The game features cool powers with special effects, and the marking system is interesting. These add depth to the combat and build variety.
- Good boat maneuver (weight 0.08): The boat maneuver is good, adding to the overall gameplay experience. This is a specific positive noted by a reviewer.
- Best scores displayed (weight 0.08): The game displays best scores, which is a nice feature for players who enjoy tracking their performance. This adds to the replayability.
- Charismatic captains (weight 0.08): The game features charismatic captains that add to the pirate atmosphere. This is a specific positive noted by a reviewer.
- Active developer support (weight 0.08): Developers actively respond to feedback, which is appreciated by the community. This shows good post-launch support.
- Russian text support (weight 0.07): The game includes Russian text support, which is a positive for Russian-speaking players. This expands the game's accessibility.

Common complaints:
- Poor progression system (weight 0.67): The meta progression is seen as unbalanced and frustrating, with slow gold accumulation and expensive quests. Players feel the hero doesn't get stronger, only new run options, which is unsatisfying.
- Unbalanced difficulty (weight 0.6): The game's difficulty is widely criticized as unbalanced, with relentless enemy swarms and early-game spikes that make progress feel unfair. Players often die within minutes due to overwhelming spawns.
- UI and readability issues (weight 0.52): The interface is poorly structured, unintuitive, and not controller-friendly, with readability problems in many scenes. Some text is untranslated, showing raw strings.
- Lack of content (weight 0.46): Players report that the game currently has very little content, with only one level and can be completed in under three hours. This is a common complaint across multiple clusters.
- Enemy swarm and stun issues (weight 0.37): Enemies swarm and surround the player, with grappling and rope attacks that stun and slow to zero, leading to unavoidable deaths. This is especially problematic in a 2D game.
- Frustrating death mechanics (weight 0.29): Players die from various non-combat actions such as blinking, looking away, selecting perks, and level-up cutscenes, which feels unfair and buggy. These deaths are not explained and break the flow.
- Technical bugs and glitches (weight 0.28): The game has a tendency to bug, with issues like progress wipes after updates and broken travel mechanics. These technical problems undermine the experience.
- Lack of tutorial (weight 0.23): The game provides no or sparse tutorial, leaving players confused about mechanics and objectives. This is a major onboarding issue.
- Repetitive gameplay (weight 0.23): The game becomes repetitive and boring after a certain number of deaths, with little variety in gameplay. Upgrades don't change the core experience, leading to monotony.
- Lack of loot and rewards (weight 0.22): There is no real loot or treasure to find, and the loot system is not permanent, making runs feel unrewarding. Players want more meaningful rewards.
- Map and collision problems (weight 0.22): The map is too small, with dead ends and gathering nodes that block paths, causing instant death. Players can get stuck on edges, which is frustrating.
- Lack of polish (weight 0.2): The game needs a lot of polish in terms of technicality, visual cleanliness, and overall completion. Many aspects feel unfinished.
- Chapter select issues (weight 0.15): Chapter select has bugs like losing the selection and pressing up on the dpad opening the help menu instead of moving. This is a UI navigation problem.
- Animation and text skipping (weight 0.09): Players cannot skip animations or text, which slows down the pace and is annoying, especially during repeated runs.

Gameplay feedback:
- Vampire Survivors clone with ships (weight 0.6): The game is frequently described as a Vampire Survivors-like roguelike, but with a nautical and pirate theme. Players control a ship, fight hordes of enemies, and upgrade their vessel.
- Roguelike with progression systems (weight 0.49): The game is a roguelike where players die and repeat runs, with progression systems that unlock skills and upgrades. Meta progression persists through gold and achievements, while in-run progression resets.
- Horde combat with upgrades (weight 0.39): Players destroy hordes of enemies, with waves increasing over time. The ship starts with cannons and gains new skills and passive upgrades as it levels up.
- Fast-paced action gameplay (weight 0.27): The game is fast-paced with constant action, featuring endless waves and brutal bosses. It is a bullet-hell roguelike that keeps players engaged with chaotic battles.
- Resource and inventory systems (weight 0.21): Players collect resources on the map and spend them in special places for additional upgrades. The game also has an inventory system and a marking system for managing items.
- Build variety and modifiers (weight 0.2): Skills can be equipped with modifiers, and players can build a team and build on the fly. This allows for wild builds and strategic customization during runs.
- Randomly generated world (weight 0.14): Battles run in a randomly generated world, providing replayability. Players explore, fight enemies, and collect loot in a dynamic environment.
- Difficulty and skill requirement (weight 0.14): The game requires unreal skill and has levels that are more difficult. It is a challenging experience that may appeal to hardcore players.
- Similar to other vampire-likes (weight 0.12): Some players compare the game to 'Death Must Die' rather than 'Vampire Survivors', and it is considered a classic vampire-like. This suggests it fits within the genre but has its own identity.
- 2D roguelite with swarming (weight 0.12): The game is described as a 2D roguelite with swarming enemies. It combines the roguelite genre with the swarming mechanics typical of vampire-likes.
- Crew gathering and ship setting (weight 0.12): The game involves gathering a crew and has a ship setting. Players build their team and manage their vessel as part of the gameplay.
- Survival-action hybrid (weight 0.1): The game is a survival-action hybrid, combining elements of survival and action genres. It offers a unique blend of gameplay mechanics.

Performance notes:
- Steam Deck support lacking (weight 0.24): Players report that the game lacks full Steam Deck support and requires an update. One user experienced a 50% chance of freezing completely on startup, with input delays of tens of seconds.

Recommendations:
- Mixed reception overall (weight 0.69): Reviews are split between strong recommendations and warnings to wait. Some players praise the game while others advise against playing until fixes are released.
- Recommended for roguelike fans (weight 0.35): Players who enjoy roguelikes and pirate themes find the game appealing. It is specifically recommended for fans of Vampire Survivors and those who like short, energetic sessions.
- Advise waiting for fixes (weight 0.17): Several reviewers suggest waiting for the full release or for developers to fix issues before playing. This indicates current bugs or incomplete state are a concern.
- Not worth full price (weight 0.16): Some players feel the game is not worth its current price, recommending to buy it on sale instead. This suggests value concerns relative to content.
- Worth trying early (weight 0.09): Some reviewers recommend trying the game while it is still in early access, suggesting potential for growth and enjoyment despite current state.
- Worth the money (weight 0.09): A few players affirm the game is worth its price, providing a positive counterpoint to value concerns.

Other player notes:
- Comparisons to popular roguelites (weight 0.71): Players frequently compare the game to established titles like Vampire Survivors, Death Must Die, Hades, and Sea of Thieves, noting both similarities and differences in gameplay pacing and mechanics.
- Early access concerns (weight 0.43): Several reviewers express that the game is in early development and not ready for release, with some planning to uninstall, refund, or wait for future updates before returning.
- Demo version differences (weight 0.22): Players note that the current build differs significantly from the demo, with changes to progression and overall difficulty, leading to mixed feelings about the direction.
- Missing features and content (weight 0.2): Reviewers mention unvoiced patrons, lack of trials, and limited ship variety, with hopes that future updates will add these elements.
- Content length concerns (weight 0.16): The game can be completed in about two hours, which some players find too short for the price, though it may suit portable play sessions.
- Trailer misrepresentation (weight 0.08): The trailer only shows content from the demo or playtest, leading to disappointment when the full game does not match expectations.
- Language support request (weight 0.07): A player requests Russian text support, indicating a need for localization to broaden the game's accessibility.

Emotions:
- Frustration (weight 0.28): Players frequently die from unfair mechanics such as perk selection, blinking, and level-up cutscenes, and the game's brutal difficulty with relentless enemy swarms makes progress feel blocked. The lack of a tutorial, poor UI, and progression issues that require many deaths before becoming viable further compound the frustration.
- Disappointment (weight 0.12): The game offers very little content, with players completing the two stages in under three hours, and many features shown in trailers are missing. Upgrades do not meaningfully change gameplay, and the lack of gamepad support and progression depth leaves players feeling the product is unfinished.
- Enjoyment (weight 0.1): Players enjoy the pleasant gameplay, excellent boss fights, and the addictive action loop that intensifies quickly. The music, pixel art, and cool powers with special effects, along with the cozy adventurous experience and funny ship upgrades, contribute to a fun and engaging experience.
- Excitement (weight 0.06): The game hooks players from the first minute with its addictive upgrade system and dynamic battles against hordes of sea monsters and undead. The immediate action and intense combat create an exciting and engaging start.
- Anger (weight 0.04): Players are angered by a content update that wiped all progress, and by anti-fun mechanics like grappling enemies that stun the player. The designer's insistence on the current progression system also frustrates players.
- Hope (weight 0.04): Despite current issues, players see great potential in the game and hope the developers will address balance and improve gameplay during early access. There is also hope for full Steam Deck support in the future.
- Satisfaction (weight 0.04): The game provides a dynamic and fun experience that is just what players need after completing WindRose, and the generous progression system adds to the satisfaction.
- Liking (weight 0.04): Players like the game because it is on par with the original Vampire Survivors and offers a unique mix of that formula with a sea theme. The game's weirdness is also appreciated.
- Love (weight 0.03): Players love the game and its idea so much that they are willing to keep it as a donation to the developers, even without a refund.
- Amusement (weight 0.03): The game's humorous elements, such as flying crabs and yelling sea shanties while the ship sinks, provide amusing moments that players enjoy.
- Pleasure (weight 0.03): Players feel like real corsairs and the game lives up to their expectations, providing a pleasurable experience.
- Boredom (weight 0.01): The game becomes repetitive and slightly boring after the first 48 deaths, indicating a lack of variety in the long run.
- Annoyance (weight 0.01): Players are annoyed by the inability to skip animations or text, which is especially problematic in a roguelike where repetition is common.
- Confusion (weight 0.01): In chapter select, pressing up on the dpad opens the help menu instead of moving the selection, causing confusion.
- Bliss (weight 0.01): Nailing a perfect build and wiping out a kraken brings a feeling of bliss to players.
- Perplexity (weight 0.01): Players are puzzled by the choice of parrots as the main enemies, finding it confusing.
- Enthusiasm (weight 0.01): The game delivers exactly what it promises: chopping enemies while singing sea shanties and sending rivals to the kraken, which excites players.
- Addiction (weight 0.01): The roguelike loop is addictive, keeping players engaged and coming back for more.
- Engagement (weight 0.01): The sheer number of opponents keeps players deeply engaged in the game.
- Delight (weight 0.01): The game's humor and rewards bring delight to players.}