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Official game description:
COP BASTARD COMING IN OCTOBER
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About the Game
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Bat, Strike, Kick and Smack balls into monstrous menagerie in this retro sport themed fps roguelike, where you are sucked into a portal and emerge with a plethora of sport equipment repurposed into an arsenal of lethal weapons.
\- Use a variety of sporting equipment to defeat hordes of monsters straight from 50's era creature features by heavy metal baseballs, lightning infused hockey pucks, bowling ball turrets and elemental golf balls that freeze, ignite, or terrify anything in their path, and more!
\- Chat with Jar Dude, your rather questionable guide, who will help you get your bearings in this bizarre world while cracking jokes along the way (whether you want to hear them or not).
\- Pick up and upgrade the numerous clubs, bats, sticks and balls, outfits and perks to find the winning combinations of hardware and gear to have the best shot at getting rid of all the monstrosities thrown your way and maybe, just maybe, you will have a chance to make it back home
Features:
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*   8 base sports weapons with over 120 lethal upgrades in total
*   100 perks: backpacks, shoulder pads, boots, and masks
*   6 B-movie-themed environments and dozens of arenas
*   19 types of movie monsters and 5 brutal bosses
*   Dark humor, retro-styled gibs and satisfying monster-smashing
*   19 badass tracks to pump you up during mayhem
*   Retro stylised pixelated look with a serious 50's vibe

Release date: Jun 11, 2026

Categories: First-Person Shooter, Roguelike, Arena Shooter, Weapon Customization, Character Progression, Retro FPS, Horde Combat, Dark Humor

Feature scans:
- Proton/Linux: score 0; verdict: Insufficient Evidence; summary: No user reviews were included in the provided dataset. Therefore, there is no evidence to assess Linux or Proton compatibility, launch reliability, crashes, performance, anti-cheat or DRM blockers, or required workarounds.

- Hardware Profile: No data
Feature extractions:
- Community Price:
  - Community fair range: $15.00 - $20.00
  - Reasoning: The reviews consistently describe the game as fairly priced and worth the price, despite noting a short 5-7 hour runtime and limited arena variety. This suggests the community accepts a moderate indie price rather than a budget or premium one. Since no numeric price is cited, the fair base-game range is inferred as $15-$20, reflecting a short but enjoyable arena experience that players still consider worth full price.
- Playtime Metrics:
  - Game completion: 3.0h
  - Story completion: N/A
  - Session length: N/A
  - Endgame: N/A
  - Reasoning: The clearest completion reports cluster around a short main run: one player killed all bosses in under three hours, another beat the final boss in about three hours, and another reached the last boss from the first in just over two hours. I therefore estimate gameCompletion at about 3 hours for a typical first clear. The 5-7 hour quote suggests a broader total-content or replay-value range, but it is not tied explicitly to a single completion milestone. No review gives a separate story-campaign length, per-session duration, or a quantified post-completion/endgame time, so storyCompletion, sessionLength, and endgame are null.
- Time-to-fun:
  - Summary: Players overwhelmingly describe the game as fun and addicting from the start, with progression acting as an early hook rather than a delayed unlock. A few report initial skepticism, a weak start, or limited long-term content, but these do not establish a later fun onset.
  - Stance: Fun immediately
  - Anchor: N/A
  - Time to anchor: N/A
  - Friction: Starting off weak; Initial skepticism before the progression hook; Uncertainty about available content
  - Unlock drivers: Progression system becoming fun and addictive; Progression coming quickly; Skill tree upgrades making gameplay more manageable; Multiple currencies and build choices supporting self-improvement
  - Conditions: Enjoyment is tied to the roguelite progression hook; Quick progression helps the game feel manageable sooner; Limited content after a few runs can reduce long-term play; More weapons and content are wanted for extended enjoyment
- Player Archetypes:
  - Old-School Arena Shooter Veteran (buy)
    - Motivation: Reliving classic arena-shooter combat with fast pacing, sports flair, and nostalgic retro aesthetics.
    - Playstyle: Fast-paced arena combat using makeshift weapons and chasing high-energy retro shooter action.
    - Experience: veteran
    - Purchase stance: buy
    - Labels: N/A
    - Reference games: Nightmare Reaper; Smash TV; Half-Life
  - Value-Conscious Short-Session Retro Player (buy)
    - Motivation: Capturing the quick, nostalgic fun of a rental-era game that can be finished in a weekend.
    - Playstyle: Plays in short runs or weekend sessions, then moves on once content is exhausted.
    - Experience: familiar
    - Purchase stance: buy
    - Labels: N/A
    - Reference games: N/A
  - Meta-Progression Upgrade Grinder (buy)
    - Motivation: Unlocking upgrades and optimizing meta progression between runs.
    - Playstyle: Grinds runs for currencies and upgrades, seeking smoother exchange and less upgrade friction.
    - Experience: familiar
    - Purchase stance: buy
    - Labels: N/A
    - Reference games: N/A
  - Schoolyard Fantasy Defender (buy)
    - Motivation: Living out a schoolyard fantasy of defending a familiar school with improvised junk against weird attackers.
    - Playstyle: Immerses in the school setting and uses whatever makeshift items are available to fight off attackers.
    - Experience: mixed
    - Purchase stance: buy
    - Labels: N/A
    - Reference games: N/A


Below are summaries of things people say about the game per category.
Each point is assigned a weight that represents how often it is mentioned across all reviews.
What players like:
- Unique sports-themed weapons (weight 0.97): The game features unconventional weapons like baseball bats, hockey sticks, footballs, lacrosse sticks, golf clubs, and frisbees, each with distinct mechanics. This creative arsenal is widely praised for its originality and fun factor.
- Simple and delightful fun (weight 0.94): Many players describe the game as simple, goofy, and highly addictive. The straightforward fun factor is a recurring highlight across reviews.
- Addictive progression and upgrades (weight 0.68): The progression system, including meta upgrades and a skill tree, is often described as fun, addictive, and rewarding. Players enjoy the constant drip of unlocks and the ability to experiment with builds.
- Wacky and humorous tone (weight 0.46): The game's absurd, goofy humor and unique sense of humor are frequently highlighted. Jokes and the overall wacky feel add to the enjoyment.
- Great music and soundtrack (weight 0.43): The soundtrack is frequently described as amazing, great, and driving. Sound effects are also noted as rich, contributing to an energetic atmosphere.
- Retro pixel art style (weight 0.42): The game's retro or pixel graphics are praised for matching its crazy style and evoking nostalgia. Some compare it to games like Postal or DUSK/Quake.
- Good value for price (weight 0.37): Many reviewers consider the game well worth its price, offering great value and fair pricing for the content. It provides 5-7 hours of fun.
- Fun roguelike/roguelite experience (weight 0.33): Reviewers consistently call it a very fun roguelike or roguelite, with some ranking it among the best they've played. The genre blend is well-received.
- Unique and original concept (weight 0.31): Reviewers find the game very much its own thing, one of a kind, and surprisingly original for the genre. It stands out with its distinctive theme and style.
- Addictive and fun gameplay loop (weight 0.27): The core gameplay loop is described as fun, addictive, and satisfying. It keeps players engaged with fast-paced combat and constant action.
- Diverse enemies and clear feedback (weight 0.25): Enemies have cool designs and effects are clear to track visually. The diversity of monsters makes players think and adapt.
- Charming and stylish presentation (weight 0.25): The art style, theme, and overall presentation are charming, stylish, and have immaculate vibes. The creature-feature vibes add to the appeal.
- Nostalgic and familiar vibes (weight 0.24): Locations, design, and monster designs evoke nostalgia, reminiscent of games like Serious Sam. The old-school feel is appreciated.
- Precise and responsive controls (weight 0.15): The controls are extremely precise, and the feeling of shooting and movement is very striking. This contributes to satisfying gameplay.
- Fun and varied arenas (weight 0.14): Arenas are tight and intimate spaces, and each wave feels fresh due to an abundance of mutators. This keeps combat engaging.
- Balanced ammo and weapon difficulty (weight 0.14): Ammo amounts are balanced, and weapon designs are fit, not too easy or too hard to use. This contributes to a well-tuned experience.
- Grows stronger over time (weight 0.14): Players start off weak and grow stronger as they progress, which provides a satisfying sense of power increase.
- Good on Steam Deck (weight 0.08): The game plays great on the Steam Deck, indicating good optimization for handheld play.
- Card and gear system liked (weight 0.08): The card/gear system is enjoyed by players, adding another layer of customization and strategy.
- Autosave saved progress (weight 0.07): The autosave feature successfully preserved progress when the power went out, preventing loss of playtime.

Common complaints:
- Lacks polish and content (weight 0.53): The game feels rough and raw, with limited content after a few runs. Players see most weapons and equipment halfway through, leaving little new to discover.
- Too easy and unbalanced (weight 0.5): Once players obtain overpowered weapons like the bowling ball or frisbee, or master about 15% of the ability tree, the game becomes trivial. This undermines the roguelike challenge.
- Bugs and technical issues (weight 0.36): Players encounter bugs such as getting stuck on pipes or walls, random deaths, and enemies moving during upgrade selection. These issues detract from the experience.
- Game is too short (weight 0.34): Players report completing the game in as little as 1.5 to 3 hours with minimal deaths, leaving no reason to return. The brevity reduces replay value and overall satisfaction.
- Weapons lack impact and variety (weight 0.27): Weapons feel unsatisfying and too similar, with no evolution or combo system beyond variants. This discourages experimentation with different builds.
- Basic and small level design (weight 0.27): Levels are described as small, generic arenas that could benefit from more verticality or tactical elements like enemies in towers. This limits engagement and challenge.
- Progression and upgrade limitations (weight 0.21): Leveling slows down quickly and new weapon options are introduced too slowly. Upgrades feel limited, and there are no modifiers for subsequent playthroughs.
- Exploits and cheese strategies (weight 0.15): The game contains cheese strategies and exploits that can trivialize encounters. Certain enemies are not immune to specific weapons, further unbalancing combat.
- Resolution reset bug (weight 0.08): The game's resolution resets to 1920x1080 borderless each session, requiring players to manually adjust it. This persistent bug is frustrating.
- Unmemorable soundtrack (weight 0.07): The soundtrack fails to leave a lasting impression on players. It is not a standout feature of the game.
- Disappointment over lack of guns (weight 0.07): Some players are disappointed that the game has no firearms. This expectation mismatch affects their enjoyment.

Gameplay feedback:
- Roguelike Progression System (weight 0.94): Many reviews highlight roguelike or roguelite progression, including upgrade choices as you level up, skill trees, currencies, and meta progression. Players start weak and become stronger across runs.
- Sports-Themed Weaponry (weight 0.62): A distinctive feature is the use of weaponized sports equipment such as baseball bats, golf clubs, hockey sticks, and even sports balls as projectiles. These improvised weapons replace traditional guns.
- Weapon Variety and Roles (weight 0.56): The game offers a variety of weapons with different roles in combat, including randomized drops and multiple types beyond the usual shooter arsenal. Weapon diversity is frequently mentioned.
- Arena Shooter Core (weight 0.49): The game is predominantly described as an arena shooter or old-school first-person arena shooter, often blended with light roguelike elements. This forms the primary identity of the gameplay.
- Build and Upgrade Customization (weight 0.27): Players can create builds and choose upgrades that define their playstyle, often involving ability or skill trees. A powerful build involving Epic Masks is specifically noted.
- Diverse Enemy Types (weight 0.22): Enemies include aliens, zombies, robots, mummies, and other B-movie-style creatures. Fighting hordes of these creatures is a core aspect.
- Boss Fights and Stages (weight 0.21): The game features boss fights at the end of levels or stages, providing climactic challenges. A final boss is also present.
- Fast-Paced Casual Shooter (weight 0.15): The game provides a fast-paced, casual shooter experience with a retro feeling, similar to Roboquest's gameplay loop.
- Explorable Levels and Biomes (weight 0.15): Levels contain explorable areas and feature different biomes, adding environmental variety.
- Autosave and Game Flow (weight 0.13): An autosave system is present, and the game involves completing a series of levels in one go.
- Wave-Based Gameplay with Mutators (weight 0.08): Combat occurs in waves, sometimes with mutators that modify the experience. This adds variety to the arena shooter formula.
- No Dashing or Double Jump (weight 0.08): The game lacks dashing or double-jump mechanics, which may affect movement options.

Performance notes:
- Smooth, Stable Performance (weight 0.09): Players report the game runs butter-smooth with no stutters, bugs, or crashes. This suggests strong overall optimization and technical stability.
- Great Steam Deck Compatibility (weight 0.09): The game reportedly runs great on Steam Deck, indicating good handheld optimization. This is a positive signal for portable players.

Recommendations:
- Worth the Price (weight 0.39): Many reviewers find the game fairly priced or worth the cost, with some suggesting it is a steal. The value proposition is a common highlight.
- Strong Overall Recommendation (weight 0.29): Players widely recommend the game, with many expressing clear approval and support. This positive sentiment is consistent across multiple reviews.
- Appeals to Retro Shooter Fans (weight 0.27): The game is recommended for fans of old-school arena shooters and retro shooters. Comparisons to Nightmare Reaper and Smash TV highlight its niche appeal.
- Recommended with Reservations (weight 0.21): Some reviewers recommend the game only if you like specific elements like Half-life visuals or want to try the demo first. Others suggest waiting for a sale.
- Not for Everyone (weight 0.14): A few reviewers caution that the game may lack depth, and one mentions plans to refund. This indicates that the game may not satisfy all players.
- Indie Passion Project Appeal (weight 0.08): The game is described as a must-have for fans of weird and fun indie passion projects. This niche audience particularly appreciates its uniqueness.
- Encourages Trying the Game (weight 0.08): Some reviewers simply suggest trying the game without strong reservations. This reflects a generally positive but low-key endorsement.
- Streamer and Player Friendly (weight 0.07): One review specifically recommends the game for streamers and players. This suggests it has entertainment value for both groups.
- Similar Game Recommendations (weight 0.07): Players who enjoyed this game are advised to try Postal Brain Damage and Fidaput Samurai. This indicates a shared audience with those titles.

Other player notes:
- Demo represents full experience (weight 0.25): Both clusters highlight that a demo is available and provides a few hours of play that mirrors the complete version. The full game is essentially more of what the demo offers, indicating that players can try before buying.
- Should be Early Access (weight 0.16): Reviewers feel the game is unfinished and would be better suited as an Early Access title. This sentiment appears in two separate clusters, indicating a common perception of incomplete polish.
- Compared to Zombies Ate My Neighbors (weight 0.16): Multiple reviewers compare the game to Zombies Ate My Neighbors, particularly noting the first-person perspective twist. This comparison highlights the game's monster design and retro-inspired action.
- 5-7 hours of content (weight 0.15): The game offers approximately 5 to 7 hours of gameplay, which is considered short by some. This duration aligns with the game's budget price and arcade-style design.
- Mix of classic shooters (weight 0.09): The game is likened to a blend of Serious Sam, Quake, and Might and Magic, suggesting a fusion of fast-paced shooting and fantasy elements. This comparison captures its old-school FPS inspiration.
- Compared to Hotline Miami (weight 0.09): One reviewer compares the game to Hotline Miami, praising its impactful weapons and memorable soundtrack. This comparison highlights the game's fast-paced combat and audio experience.
- Rated 7 out of 10 (weight 0.09): The reviewer gave the game a 7/10 score, indicating a generally positive but not outstanding reception. This rating reflects a solid, enjoyable experience with room for improvement.
- FPS roguelike genre (weight 0.08): The game is described as an FPS roguelike, blending first-person shooting with roguelike elements. This combination defines its core gameplay structure.
- Small development team (weight 0.08): The game was developed by only two people, which is notable given its scope. This fact may influence expectations regarding polish and content.
- Good but not great (weight 0.08): One reviewer describes the game as 'not a grand slam, but a three-base hit,' suggesting it is solid but could be exceptional with tweaks. This sentiment reflects moderate satisfaction with potential for improvement.
- Serious Sam monster design (weight 0.08): The monster design is compared to Serious Sam, indicating a similar style of over-the-top enemies. This comparison highlights the game's focus on chaotic combat.
- Difficulty expectations from roguelikes (weight 0.08): The game's difficulty is compared to Hades and Enter the Gungeon, setting expectations for challenging runs. This places it within the roguelike genre's demanding landscape.
- Visual style like Half-life (weight 0.08): The game's visual style is likened to Half-life, indicating a similar sci-fi or industrial look. This comparison appeals to fans of classic FPS visuals.
- Developer has prior experience (weight 0.08): The developer has previously released other titles, which lends credibility to the game. This background may reassure players about the game's quality.
- Graphics compared to Postal (weight 0.08): The visual style is compared to Postal, suggesting a gritty or controversial aesthetic. This comparison may evoke a specific era of PC gaming.

Emotions:
- Enjoyment (weight 0.26): Players enjoy the game's fun roguelike progression, addictive action, and unique engaging weapons. The soundtrack, theme, and constant unlocks contribute to a great overall experience.
- Disappointment (weight 0.15): Disappointment stems from lack of weapon impact and unsatisfying hit feedback. The game is too easy, bosses are poorly designed, and there is not enough content to keep playing after a few runs.
- Satisfaction (weight 0.09): Satisfaction comes from fun gameplay and combat with goofy weapons, especially using sports equipment to take down zombies. Great music, cool graphics, and a solid gameplay loop also contribute.
- Fun (weight 0.07): Fun is derived from fast-paced combat, crazy weapons, and slashing mutants in the arena. The funny and stylish creature-feature vibe adds to the overall fun gameplay.
- Amusement (weight 0.07): Amusement is caused by the jokes inside the game, the funny concept, and nostalgic design. The wacky tone and unusual sports-equipment combat also bring humor.
- Frustration (weight 0.06): Frustration arises from leveling slowing down and lacking new weapon options, as well as bugs like getting stuck on pipes and random deaths. The game's shortness also frustrates players who wish it were longer.
- Enthusiasm (weight 0.06): Enthusiasm is driven by unique weapons and a fun progression system, along with fun and addicting gameplay. The original blend of sports weapons, arena FPS, and roguelite progression is particularly exciting.
- Surprise (weight 0.04): Surprise comes from the game being surprisingly fun despite initial low expectations. Players who didn't think they would like it ended up loving it.
- Nostalgia (weight 0.04): Nostalgia is evoked by the locations and design, making players feel like it's a Friday night in October 1998.
- Joy (weight 0.02): Joy is caused by the game being fun, energetic, and psychedelic.
- Excitement (weight 0.02): Excitement stems from the addictive progression system.
- Gratitude (weight 0.02): Gratitude is felt because the autosave feature saved progress when the power went out.
- Sadness (weight 0.02): Sadness occurs when beating the game because players were having so much fun and didn't want it to end.
- Interest (weight 0.02): Interest is sparked by the game's premise.
- Dissatisfaction (weight 0.02): Dissatisfaction is due to maps being too small and generic, and weapons not evolving or comboing.
- Hope (weight 0.02): Hope is for more content in the future.
- Admiration (weight 0.02): Admiration is because the game ranks among the best roguelikes the reviewer has played.
- Addiction (weight 0.02): Addiction is caused by the addictive gameplay loop.}